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Ever looked at your cat and wondered what they are thinking? How do they even think? Well, you've come to the right place! This second instalment to What if Cats Wrote Haikus? proves that cats are literary smartasses. Their genius is revealed in this overly cute collection of poems, complete with hand-drawn illustrations!
A Purrfect Gift Book for Cat Lovers Who Appreciate:🐾 Snarky poems about you never licking yourself clean
🐾 Catitude (because obviously)
🐾 Illustrations so bloody cute, you’ll forgive the author’s disdain for you or throw the book across the room from cute aggression
Warning: Side effects may include severe cute aggression, and sudden treat bribes (extra treats because you should already be giving them some) to your house overlord.
Ages: 8 - 100+
(Contains fantasy violence and darker themes)
Details:
- ISBN: 978-1778275944
- Publisher: Out of Line Publishings
- 41 pages
© 2025 Kathy Enriquez. This book is for your personal enjoyment. Please don’t share, repost, or reproduce it without permission.
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What if Cats Wrote Poetry (Signed)
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Reviews
I thoroughly enjoyed What If Cats Wrote Poetry" because it encapsulated what I always imagined cats were thinking. From the first poem in the book, it talks about them being little scientists. This has been a recurring theory of mine and I am glad Nezuko (and Kathy) have finally put my hypothesis into writing!
And the other poems are just as fun and insightful. I can't recommend this enough for those who not only loves cats, but love to laugh and smile as well.