Ever looked at your cat and wondered what they are thinking? How do they even think? Well, you've come to the right place! This second instalment to What if Cats Wrote Haikus? proves that cats are literary smartasses. Their genius is revealed in this overly cute collection of poems, complete with hand-drawn illustrations!
 
Now in digital format (PDF)!

A Purrfect Gift Book for Cat Lovers Who Appreciate:
🐾 Snarky poems about you never licking yourself clean
🐾 Catitude (because obviously)
🐾 Illustrations so bloody cute, you’ll forgive the author’s disdain for you or throw the book across the room from cute aggression
 
Warning: Side effects may include severe cute aggression, and sudden treat bribes (extra treats because you should already be giving them some) to your house overlord.
 
Ages: 8 - 100+
(Contains fantasy violence and darker themes)
 
Details:
ISBN: 978-1778275944
Publisher: Out of Line Publishings
39 pages
 
© 2025 Kathy Enriquez. This ebook is for your personal enjoyment. Please don’t share, repost, or reproduce it without permission.