Combating the Cold - A Cat's Poem

Oh! Look! It’s like a snowglobe outside!

Fluffy white things blowing past the window.

You’ll find me perched there,

Tail swishing, my mood mellow.

Hoomans complain about having to go out,

But I don’t have to leave, hehe.

I see dogs getting walked,

Sucks to be them for having to weewee.

That leg triangle my hoomans make,

Obviously designed for me!

I snuggle in, purr and feel the warmth,

If they move, claws, they will see!

The floor lamp is my summer sun,

Its glow is rather cozy.

You think I’d step on cold tiles like a peasant?

My life is quite rosy.